Can you fathom eating your meat without sauce? -A hamburger without ketchup, mustard, mayo? A taco without salsa? Pizza without ranch? For some bachelors, condiments are all that can be found in their refrigerators. How many of us collect and keep the condiments given us by these fast food joints (don’t pretend like you don’t have a drawer full of them). Do you find the quirky sayings on the Taco Bell sauces amusing? Don’t we all have a favorite chicken nugget dipping sauce? Some of us prefer every flavor. Eating a plain hotdog is suicide to some of us in society. We lose our appetite, dishes lose their appeal. Meat, French fries, carrots, broccoli, etc. without condiments are like humans with no clothes: naked, blank canvas, downright embarrassing and most importantly illegal in public.

A Thanksgiving Day poem, with all the craziness that happens during the prep. Give thanks!

I’m glad there’s no treatment for being hooked on tea.

Sometimes the best way to have tea is plain.

I always have question but these are my top 10 questions for 2009. Do you ever think about these things?

A eye ball bulging picture of what most men love, if they have the stomach for it.