It might not be love I’m dreaming about but at least I’m not alone; that is until I wake up in the morning. A Mourning of Morning Wood… a constant reminder that I am all alone with my lust and my love. Maybe one day I will shout out TIMBER!!!

A collection of funny jokes heard at the pub.

Me? I Am Selling Cheap Prada Condoms! Order Here!

Party in the usa remix.

Oral Sex. Oral sex now gives tape worms.

Condomising AIDS. Hello Mr Condom, you are seen seldom, without a penis on, without one…

Love the mean selfish thing.

Orally. To play safe, some guys I know masturbate with condoms on …

Haiku.

Marriage and new baby double the fun. Fun day off with husband and baby can really open your eyes to what life is all about.