When is a flower not a flower?

Poem.

This explains my passion for writing.

If only service was free.

This is a short poem about a modern day knight and the troubles he seems to face with impressing the ladies. It’s quite comical with multiple meanings of phrases but also is serious at times about the challenges that face him.

To everyone I have wronged in my life. I don’t know why that people do stupid things, but they just happen and sometimes it’s very hard to articulate how to say sorry.

You have to take the legs and hold them open, careful not to separate the legs too wide…

A funny double meaning poem about the conversations my car and I have.