You can take a guy out of Birmingham but you can’t take the Brummie out of the guy, Three old farts in a clapped out vehicle in a race against time.

Limerick.

Short poem about a fellow who is about to fart.

It;s the little things that matter most.

A poem about eating something you shouldn’t have.

As the food gets processed in digestion inside the gastrointestinal (perfect name!) system, it is natural that the strong acids would cause exothermic reaction and releases so much gas, which have to be released either at entry point or exit point. It is healthy to release them, but for civic sense, it has to be done in private and in silence!

Donn know whether to laugh or to be surprised but surely we can think that as a magic of human mind……..
Mr Methane – The World’s Only Performing Flatulist.

Have you ever asked who you are?

I was, …

I was you, I was him, I was the object, …
I am a mirror shadow of issues, interests and yourself, ..

Seriously real women do produce flatulence.

I attribute the inspiration of this poem to the affects of the beautiful splendor of the approaching super moon.