You ever had one of those days where you just have this overwhelming sense of "AHHHHHH!!" well I had one of those days and wrote this.

Yet another short and funny limerick. This time capturing the fate of most gangsters.

Another rap that I just randomly wrote.

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This story is a Bedtime story about a Chameleon and was told to kids the ages of five and 4, it has been edited for an older audience so it is more appealing. Also, the words fart and poop have been removed. Lastly before I begin the story, please read this in your mind as if you were from the South Bronx. Thank you and Enjoy.

Short poem using the word "smug" ad nauseum, reminding us that we don’t know everything we think we know, do we.

Inside the mind of the Gangster.

Children in these days, does not talk to their parents about their own lives any more.

- A gangster/ assassin

- Weakness 1: sexy ladies, blonde, with a good singing voice

- Weakness 2: little boys

EPISODE 1: The Diner

- Weakness 3: rabbits and puppies.

An exciting story about a chase through the swedish subways.