Poem written in trochees,bemoaning the ageing process. With Apologies to Henry Wadsworth Longfellow.

Poem written in trochees,bemoaning the ageing process. With Apologies to Henry Wadsworth Longfellow.

On the whole I’m happy with who I am. As a British size 18, most of my friends think I’m about a size 12 … until the summer. Then there is nowhere for my flab to hide and I am undone.