If you understand the following, you belong in an asylum.

My opinion on why Kingsley is an idiot.

Chapter one of a short story.

Fact: Only garbage are recycled not people. And even garbage are segregated into biodegradable and non biodegradable.

Awards are usually associated with an amazing feat, or a break-through discovery. The Darwin Awards, however, are given to those who help the future generation. Not in the way you would expect. People who won Darwin Awards killed themselves in an extremely idiotic act, and have eliminated themselves from passing on their moronic genes. Although sometimes sad and a bit cruel, it’s amusing to read past Darwin Award winners and think, "Haha, that guy FAILED."

When people talk about their children they tend to say they are bright or gifted. Not many would tell the whole truth – I will.

A simple, short, coded poem concerning misadventures and misunderstandings.

This will explain how everyone is stupid in their own way, we are NOT stupid 100% of the time though, we tend to drift in and out of it during the day. What you will read will both fascinate you, give you a good laugh and perhaps for added bonus, lower your IQ.
This will not be 100% true because I love writing fiction and making chuckle heads like you laugh.

Just the truth.

Some more weird things about a dumb kid.