There is no dish more Zen…

This is a short story I made in 10th grade…
enjoy.

Poem.

About an eccentric but kind uncle.

I have a squirrel that sits on my porch waiting to be fed.

A young boy is confused between a tornado and a tomato and has a bizarre dream. As an adult, his fondness for the latter is grand.

Everyone has something that irritates them to no end, but some things can be more irritating than others and this is about the World’s Most Irritating Things that most of us have in common.