Substitute in here a description of almost any gathering of humans. Cats really are more sensible — even dogs know better than this type of silly behavior. Again, I’m not sure what inspired this ballad. It was written a good, long while ago.

Open book.

Open book.

Open book.

Open book.

Open book.

Open book.

Minute stories.

What I’ve learned in 50 years.

With sex, cappucino, and three men, what do we get?