The worst pick up lines you’ll ever hear!

Some of these are old but some people might have not heard them yet.

The Creep By The Lonely Island (Remix Feat KenZhen)

I came up with most of them.. You can use them on your friends for fun, or fail at trying to get a date with someone.

It isn’t everyday that you get to see radio jocks grooving on the dance floor. These lines are used by some party people as they tried out their moves on some hot chicks.

The perfect pick up line.

Flashback:1979
High school English class where we have been studying all the classic love poems. My teacher at the time presented a rather humorous take on this poetry with a poem of his own. The essence of his poem was to describe the classic poets as a bunch of horny men trying to lure young women into bed with a bunch of “flowery BS”. We were asked to write a response to one of these love poems set in contemporary times. Here’s the result…

Are you in need of pick-up lines? lol. Here’s a collection of sign-offs I used in a series of letters to a beloved.

An old geek advises a dabbler in the way of the geek on how to pick up women. Very philosophical.