So I just did a practice response to the 2008 English School Certificate Extended response
Basically writing a short story with one of the given starting lines.

Short funny story.

This is a short story I wrote when I was 12 practising for my Exams. It is entirely false, I am not that cruel.

Chris Marlowe II, better known as theTroll of Triond, has a little announcement to make. This Man who is appearing in the dreams of thousands of people all over the world has been identified, at last. It is nobody else than Chris Marlowe II, the One & Only!

Fireworks can be lovely, but practical jokes are not much fun.

Over the years of my working career, I have noticed a lot of amusing sayings and events that have bought my colleagues and myself a lot of laughter, although television shows events such as these, these days, my friends and I often recollect the most funny happenings from the past.

A tale of one of my adventures as a teacher.

On poems and words.