A poem, of mine, that I made when I was in 5th grade. Enjoy (not recommended for children who still believe in Santa)

Police Vow to Capture Person or Persons Responsible for World Wide Rash of Home Invasions.

It is not widely known that elves were not always the gentle, jolly folk they are today. Once upon a time, before Christmas was invented, elves were nasty creatures that were especially fond of eating little boys and girls.

This a sonnet which I wrote when I was 12 about Santa and Christmas.

What is reindeer moss?
Where it will get?
How it useful to human beings?

The modern day Rudolph has some fart problems,and other reindeer get sprayed with reindeer farts.

What really happens when Santa hops in his sleigh?

How a little boy with an unfufilled Christmas past turned out to be one of the most revered persons of all time.

Is Santa Claus real? Or is he just a story told by parents to keep their kids behaving?

I’m an adult, 22 years to be precise, but here’s is my grown-up Christmas list for dear St. Nicholas!