A poem about the evils of TV’s. IT PUTS THE AWE IN AWE-YEAH-THIS-IS-GONNA-MAKE-ME-SOME-MONEY!!!!!!!! woot. go eat a steak.

A drunken bum’s account of his trip home, and the madness that ensues.

This is a poem. Duh.

Short story of two guys discussing about the need of getting a job.

A villain changed history so the gang never met. Now years later, they are each very different. A crime, however, brings them back together. But can they really work together to solve the case? Can they even stand each other that long? And what happens when two of their opposites get accidentally sent to their time?