The two essays that every American child in grammar school is forced to write are farces. The first of these I am referring to is the narrow-minded “Why America is the greatest country in the world” prompt without even addressing the variance of the word “greatest” in the minds of fifth graders. The second prompt is more innocent, but, as I have learned about my constantly changing tastes, potentially more dangerous. We have all had to write one, or several, “what I want to be when I grow up” essays, and these have left me with noticeable marks on my psyche.

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We have heard this every vacation in Central Florida – people asking whether the Magic Kingdom is REALLY Walt Disney World or people calling Walt Disney World "Disneyland!" This poem highlights one of the biggest guest gripes ever!

A Funny, short story about a little girl who loves animals and a mommy who enjoys seeing life through her eyes.