A strange world filled with chaos.

I never really liked video games, I never really felt connected to them, but I guess its easy to feel connected to them, when your actually in them.

Sunday deliveries can sometimes be, you know, remarkable.

I am going to tell you what type of guns there are and the guns I like.

Hello Mountain Airplane Shotgun Laptop

Requested by: Ben Johansson.

A ballad, not unlike the kind Robert Service wrote about the Yukon Territory in Canada.
It is the story of revenge on the Arctic trails, and of hate that burns in a man’s mind until all else is meaningless.
it is also the story of a woman’s view of being scorned.
Thank you,
Rick Mortimer.

Its the quiet ones you have to worry about.

This is a poem/rap line I composed about a shotgun.

Written: March 2010.

A short yet funny story of a redneck/hillbilly/trailer trash.