Got this phrase in my head and had to write this. Once written, it makes me think of riding.

When the snot monster gets you there’s no escaping the inevitable comments.

Poem.

Humorous Poem.

I am a young writer and this is my first article ~ The issue of First News’ cartoon strip called Paper Boy joked about the delicate subject of Swine Flu (H1N1).

A haiku about snot.

Humorous poem about getting a nose job.

A list.

Sitting, late at night, writer’s block… to much caffeine or not enough? What is that swelling on my forehead?

Snot, can’t live without it, can’t go out in public with it. Just don’t eat it.