Creativity- the best and worse gift God could possibly grant to any of his creation. Like many, this great gift is one that I possess, and I hope to convey that to the best of my abilities.

Free Water: A Starbucks parody.

I really… really… dislike Starbucks.

Random.

This is a short story about postmodernist racism.

Have you heard of "tabnapping"?

Meeting your soulmate.

I was at a restaurant in Washington DC last week and everything that was asked I said in superlatives.

A small description of my fantasy world.

A swarm of coffee shop customers victimize one of the baristas.