As close to a song as I could get…

Virtual voicemail service.

Answering the phone at work can be so frustrating.

It really is the same routine everyday. Wakes up, drinks Ovaltine, stand’s on his head while listening to the stocks, brushes his teeth, goes to the Jonathon Club, swims a bunch of laps, unfortunately pees in the pool, arrives at Meryll Lynch by 10:30 am, works about four or five hours making 13 k a month taking financial “orders”, goes back to the Jonathon Club, kayaks in the ocean or goes to yoga class, then The Pearl Dragon or The Brass Cap for a cranberry juice…and you can say for Cliffy…Life is slow when the groove is on, tripping lights fantastic disco show.

What might happen if Dante, writer of “The Divine Comedy”, were to start interviewing IT professionals?

My girlfriend and I actually had each of these three haikus on our answering machine for a time.