NOTE: This piece has several adult themes including extensive discussions about drugs, sex, racism and homophobia. There are lots of crude topics and It had to be this way to accurately tell my story. I grew up in the 619 when Hemet and Palm Spring shared San Diego’s area code. It was still the inland Empire and migh as well been the (909), for alll the good four digits dd for the (619)

Ugh they really are weird…no kidding.

This weird old guy tried to ask me out and I’m not even in to guys!

About an eccentric but kind uncle.