If an Alien tried to take me
To an unknown place on this day
I would tell him straight to his face
“Hey, you’re standing on my shoe lace!”
If you want to take me way, I’ll have to pack
Oh, and before dinner I’ll have to be back
I’ll need shoes, 15 skirts, oh and about 11 tops
I’ll need all of that plus a sugar pop
But when I looked at the door
There was a note but the Alien was no more
It said,” I’ll never come back to Earth
Human girls have too may skirts
There too much of a hassle but think they’re stars
Please don’t follow me, hopefully by now I’ll be in Mars.