Like Frankenstein’s bride was made for him
I was made for you
Just as penguins stay with one forever
I’ll stay yours, forever true

We’ll stay up late & watch Assy McGee
Sit on the front porch & drink Pepsi
We’ll grow in age and grow in thought
And grow a love that can’t be bought

He’ll have my eyes and share your grin
And with little Danny our family will begin
Then along comes Dorian, our baby girl
And they’ll complete our growing world

The day that we say “I do”
And I get to marry you
With white lace and deep red roses
And black and white eternal poses

That day to which I so look forward
That magical day to which reality is barred
That day I become Mrs. Thomas for life
That day we’ll become husband and wife…