Not all poems are what they seem!

Slipping off your outer garment
Your tempting ways are cruel
I regard you as my friend
My only source of fuel
Give me your fruits of labor
Allow my weak body delight
In the darkened room I’ll take you
You’ll be mine tonight
You have nothing to hide from me
I know your every line
Peeling off your lower half
You truly are divine
My hands are all a tremble
My cheeks are all aglow
You are ready for the taking
The whole of you on show
I’m drowning in your beauty
I’m gradually giving in
But wait! What holds me back?
That woman helping me slim!
She reminds me that you are nothing
Not worth the tears to come
I’ll put you back dear chocolate bar
‘cos I want a smaller tum!

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  • Dee Huff on May 25, 2008

    I can relate to that!

  • Glynis on May 26, 2008

    Thanks, for your comments, I love watching peoples faces when they read this, some blush and then burst out laughing at the end..good fun. I have noticed that someone changes my English to USA English when it reaches the sites…interesting

  • Francie on May 26, 2008

    This was good! I also loved the end =)

  • Juliane Elliott on May 28, 2008

    Great surprise ending!
    Triond does change things sometimes.

  • Josey on May 29, 2008

    This is very clever. Happy birthday!!

  • Lauren Axelrod on Nov 22, 2008

    This took an unexpected turn but, it\’s so true that an experience with a good piece of chocolate is erotic

  • PR Mace on Nov 28, 2008

    How cute and clever. I never saw that one coming. Your read forward for tonight.

  • Alicia Wind on Feb 14, 2009

    lol—that was really seductive and funny!

  • Lorna Dykstra on Feb 14, 2009

    Oh that was just so clever. Have a great Valentine’s day.

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