All of a sudden,
there shined a shiny demon…
in the middle…
of the keyboard.

And he said:
“Type the best blog in the world,
or I’ll eat your souls (whisper:Souls).”

Well me and Ian,… we looked at each other,
and we each said…
“Okay.”

And we typed the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Best Blog in the World,
it was The Best Blog in the World.

Look into my shift key and it’s easy to see
One and one make two,
two and one make three,
It was a shift key.

Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
and the grass doth grow oooh

Needless to say,
the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his whippet tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us:
“(snort) BE you angels?”
And we said,
“Nay.
We are but men
TYPE!!
Q, W, E-R-T-Y-@-111111,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is not The Greatest Blog in the World, No
This is just a tribute.
Couldn’t remember The Greatest Blog in the World, No.
No!
This is a tribute, oh,
To The Greatest BLOG in the World,
All right!
It was The Greatest blog in the World,
All right!
And it was the best mother fuckin’ blog,
The Greatest blog in the world!

Allllllright!
‘Ti Tuga digga tu Gi Friba fligugibu Uh Fligugigbu Uh Di Ei Friba Du Gi Fligu fligugigugi Flilibili Ah
(Bow) (Bow) (Bow) (Ooh) (Bow) (Bi)
Fligu wene mamamana Sacrebleu!
(Mene) (LUCIFER)!
(guitar solo)
And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the blog we typed up on that fateful night it didn’t actually read
anything like this blog!

This is just a tribute!
You gotta believe me!
And I wish you were there!
Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, fuck!
Good God, God lovin’ ,
So surprised to find you can’t stop me,now.
I’m on fire–
O hallelujah I’m found! Rich motherfucker compadre simultaniously:oooh/(Demonic)aaaaah!
All right!
All right!