The Hello Siti.

MN: Simon wake up! Where under attack!

Simon: What!? What do you mean we are under attack?

MN: The Hello Siti is quickly approaching! Quick Captain Bo Jack requires your assistance!

Simon: What does he need me to do?

MN: Well you see umm…errr….well we can’t understand a thing Siti says you see…….and we figured you sound just as confused as her so maybe you can understand her and find out what she wants.

Simon: Your the ones who sound confused to me.

*Suddenly the ship violently rocks back and fourth.*

MN:Well looks like it doesn’t matter now feels like we’ve just been hit. Hurry we have to load the cannons.

*MN and Simon rush to the deck were they find Captain Bo Jack ready to fire the first cannon at the Hello Siti.*

Bo Jack: What the hell were you bums doing down there! Simon help me load these cannons! MN try to contact Siti and find out was she’s so upset about before we blow her ship to pieces.

MN: Sure thing big guy.

*MN rushes to an enormous keyboard with a giant monitor. MN punches in the number’s to the Hello Siti and suddenly a women’s image appears on the monitor. Simon stands frozen watching the monitor intrigued by the technology possessed by MN and Bo Jack.*

MN: Siti whats your problem now?

Siti: MN not Bo? Bo make joke of with Rose!

MN: Siti you’ve been out here in the forums too long your loosing it.

Siti: I not lost anything! Mad at Bo!

Bo Jack: MN tell her I don’t know what shes talking about but if she fires at my ship again I’m blowing hers up!

Siti: Siti hear Bo fine! Bo no threaten me!

*The signal disconnects to the Hello Siti and six cannons emerge from the front of the Hello Siti and fire cannons simultaneously at the Bo Jack Express rapidly destroying the ship. Simon vigorously exams Bo Jacks strange futuristic cannons and hits every button or switch he can find until finally a single cannon ball fires out of the cannon directly hitting the Hello Siti. Bo Jack fires his cannon several time but fails to hit the ship.*

MN: Wow you got her Simon shes fleeing!

Simon: Thanks I had no idea what….

Bo Jack: Shut up you two were gonna sink! We must have got hit a dozen times! MN launch aerial mode!

MN: Hehehehohohohahaha…..will do.

*Jets from the bottom of the Bo Jack Express propelled the ship out of the water and into to the air.*

Simon: This thing can fly! Why did we waste our time fighting with that lady if we could have just flown away?

MN: Because Bo Jack never turns down a good fight out in the forums. Hehehohohaha.

Bo Jack: And as you can see……sometimes it gets me a few holes in my ship……and in my pocket…

MN: But clearly not in his stomach. HEHAHOHEHA.

Bo Jack: Look who’s talking you five foot frog. Kissed any princesses lately? Clearly not. BECAUSE YOUR STILL A FROG!

MN: Oh good one Bo Jack real original.

Simon: Are you two morons going to bring me to land now so I can find out where the hell I am and what the hell is going on?

MN: We told you where you are and whats going on you just don’t listen.

Simon: Because your not making sense your telling me there’s no Rhode Island or America and there’s only a Triond because everything else dissipated 500 years ago?

MN: Makes sense to me. Hey Bo doesn’t he remind you of that crazy poet who always says he’s from Mass?

Bo Jack: Fegger? Yeah he kind of does.

Simon: Who’s Fegger?

MN: He’s a poet who lives’s in the town of Authspot. They found him floating around in the forums and when they rescued him he kept telling people he wanted to go home to Mass. Strange fellow that Fegger.

Simon: Mass is right next to Rhode Island you have to bring me to talk to this guy.

Bo Jack: So you want to go on an adventure do you? Alright then MN set course to Authspot.

MN: Will do ma’am…..Hehehohohaha.

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  • RS Wing on Aug 11, 2009

    I missed the chronology here on this mini-series of comical genius. Still in great stride showing great form. I love it. Thumbs up again Simon!

  • I Have Had Enough on Aug 12, 2009

    Hm, I must say you have Mn down!

  • BradONeill on Aug 13, 2009

    LOL ok chapter 2 down. Nice work Simon.

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