AR:  Jason, the Friday the 13th films have had nine sequels so far, what do you think makes them so popular?

Jason: ……

AR:  Ah.  Okay then, I’ve noticed you use a machete alot in your line of work, any endorsement deals?

Jason: ….

AR: And what is up with the hockey mask?  Are you a big hockey fan?  Why not a football helment?

Jason: ….

AR: You tend to kill alot of teenagers in camp, have you ever thought about branching out and killing adults in the office?

Jason: ….

AR:  Last year your colleague Michale Myers did a remake of the original Halloween movie, next year there will be a new Friday the 13th remake, what are your thoughts on this?

Jason:…..

AR:  I see.  I think what my readers want to know when Jason isn’t working, what does he do for fun?  Tell me a little about the man behind the mask

Jason: …..

AR:  Thanks for giving me some time out of your busy schedule Jason!

Jason: ……