Once upon a time a hamster lived in a house of luxury. One day when the owner got a new cat there was rivalry between them. they were competing to be the better pet. One day the cat got an idea of how to be the best. So he waited until the owner left and then he began his master plan. The hamster was having fun running on his wheel. The cat managed to get him out of the cage and then EEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP! The cat had bit off the hamsters BUTT!! He screamed and ran for his life as the crazy cat chased him down the stairs and into the kitchen. The cat saw that he no longer had any competition so he went to sleep leaving the butt of the hamster inside the kitchen on the floor as the blood dripped from the now two-legged hamster. When the owner got back from his friend’s house he saw the butt-less hamster!!!!!!!!! He then picked up the hamster and let him loose in the yard. His ghost still roams Philadelphia today looking for the cat that bit off his butt.

THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!