At 3 AM on Sunday, authorities got a very urgent distress call in saying that a wolf was eating them. When authorities got to the site, all they found was the half eaten corpse of Straw Pig. After the coroner came, they got the same distress call again but in a different location. When they came, all they saw was another corpse of Stick Pig. Fearing that it was an epidemic, they rushed to the nearest pig resident in the area. Brick Pig. When the authorities arrived, what they saw was a wolf fall into the chimney of Brick Pig’s house. Ten minutes after the wolf was brought to Dirt Hospital he was pronounced deceased because 99.999999999% of his body was covered in burns. The wolf was identified as the notorious pig serial killer, Zowie Bowie. “I’ve been tracking him for many months” says inspector Gadgets, “We never expected him to be this far north.” Many other killings have been reported so we are certain that Zowie Bowie was not working alone. The police are now investigating if it was madness that drove Zowie Bowie to go on a pig killing spree, or peer pressure. “He was a fine timber wolf at school.” says his former teacher, “He never got into fights, and always got top marks.” Meanwhile, Brick Pig is going through lots of grief and sorrow over his dead brothers. Every week, he goes to a psychiatrist. “If I find out who his accomplices are, I am going to sue them for 202,983,765,789 dollars. The exact amount of debt I owe to the creditors.” Says Brick Pig. If you have the slightest idea of who did this, please contact this number: 651-134-4552.