In a dark, moody forest stood a wooden house with a thatched roof. The only inhabitant was Fanny, who was one of the most dangerous vampires to ever have existed. Although Fanny the vampire lived alone in the house she had a friend nearby. Her friend lived in the forest at no fixed abode. He liked to roam around trying to get what it could, mainly though it was Fanny he was after. His name was Willy and he was a werewolf.

Now, imagine if you will the improbability of a werewolf and a vampire becoming friends, but that is exactly what Willy and Fanny were. Odd bedfellows some may argue, but if truth be told, they were made for each other. Both Willy the Werewolf and Fanny the Vampire had something wrong with them that made them different from their peers. Perhaps that is the reason they lived so far away. Perhaps they lived so far away from everyone else because of the raw animal magnetism that existed between them.

One problem was though, that despite Willy’s best attempts he had never managed to actually get it on with Fanny; not for the want of trying. Something kept putting Fanny off Willy, it was an issue that Willy the werewolf could easily fix if he was made aware of it but Fanny didn’t like to say it out loud. One day, however, she couldn’t resist and it all came out. It was an issue of personal hygiene.

Living wild in a forest would leave anyone slightly undomesticated but the problem for Willy the werewolf was one of a very basic nature. He was unkempt. Truth be told, the hair that surrounded Willy was mangy. It was so mangy that the smell of it had the ability to knock out many from a fair distant. It was definitely going to be a problem for Willy if he ever wanted to take his relationship with Fanny to the next step. As things stood, Fanny only allowed Willy into her house if he was covered up to stop the smell.

On the day that Fanny eventually told Willy just how mangy he was, Willy decided to change his ways. He could picture the future and now he knew how to fix it. Willy roamed the forest for a few hours, looking for the one thing that he thought could help him. He eventually found it. There was a hole, quite a big hole actually, that rumour had it if one was to jump in and out of it would start to pour sweet liquid from within. Willy wanted to try this, he talked himself in to believing that this sweet liquid, if it was all true, would be the cure to his mangy hair.

Willy jumped into the hole and back out, in and out, in and out. It wasn’t long before Willy got a bit tired of going in and out the hole, he started to feel limp but something inside him told him to keep going. In and out, in and out the hole Willy jumped some more and then something magical happened. As if from nowhere, a sweet liquid came. At first it was nothing more than a trickle but it spurred Willy on to jump in and out more quickly. The quicker he went the quicker the flow of the sweet liquid coming somewhere from the hole became. Willy felt it gush all over him, all over his mangy hair. He hoped it would have the effect he desired, if it did he would be well pleased.

Something magical had happened to Willy the werewolf. Just from jumping in and out of a hole that gushed a sweet liquid, his mangy hair had gone. He was left with a shimmering coat that glistened in the light. Willy instantly went looking for Fanny.

Fanny the vampire was in her house and was not expecting any visitors that day. The last week had been a busy one for Fanny; she had fed well. As vampires tend to do, Fanny had gone looking for something to eat. It had been a week with much blood and now, Fanny was feeling much better. When the knock on the door happened, Fanny could not have known how much more happier she was about to come.

The one that had knocked the door was Willy the werewolf. It was answered by Fanny the vampire. As soon as Fanny saw Willy, she knew something was different. Willy instantly told Fanny how much he wanted her. Seeing how he no longer had mangy hair, Fanny wanted Willy also.

Willy and Fanny embraced each other; no words were needed. They knew something special was now happening. From that point to now, despite some arguments along the way, Willy and Fanny have lived happily ever after.