What follows is fully fictional but be warned it may not be for the faint-hearted; mwah ha ha. You have been warned. Hopefully the title will be explanation enough for the way this tale is going to unfold.

Something magical had happened to Willy the werewolf. Just from jumping in and out of a hole that gushed a sweet liquid, his mangy hair had gone. He was left with a shimmering coat that glistened in the light. Willy instantly went looking for Fanny.

Fanny the vampire was in her house and was not expecting any visitors that day. The last week had been a busy one for Fanny; she had fed well. As vampires tend to do, Fanny had gone looking for something to eat. It had been a week with much blood and now, Fanny was feeling much better. When the knock on the door happened, Fanny could not have known how much more happier she was about to come.

The one that had knocked the door was Willy the werewolf. It was answered by Fanny the vampire. As soon as Fanny saw Willy, she knew something was different. Willy instantly told Fanny how much he wanted her. Seeing how he no longer had mangy hair, Fanny wanted Willy also.

Willy and Fanny embraced each other; no words were needed. They knew something special was now happening. From that point to now, despite some arguments along the way, Willy and Fanny have lived happily ever after.

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  • payge on Jul 2, 2009

    A great story and at least Willy and Fanny have each other at last.

  • katie marie on Jul 2, 2009

    Very creative.

  • mdartist on Jul 2, 2009

    What a wonderfully entertaining story! Very cute! It is a story someone could tell to a child to teach clean hygeine.

  • Darla Cooke on Jul 2, 2009

    This is a great story! I’m glad Willy and Fanny can now be together.

  • Morgana on Jul 2, 2009

    Very…nasty and entertaining lol

  • HelloSiti on Jul 2, 2009

    Nice story but the hole is kind of mystery!

  • BradONeill on Jul 2, 2009

    Cute, yet dirty nice job Alistair.

  • DA Cournean on Jul 2, 2009

    Very creative piece!

  • Sandra A Flowers on Jul 2, 2009

    more more,, don’t stop there,,lol, sounds like my cousins ex BF,,lol oh great writing,

  • HelloSiti on Jul 2, 2009

    I guess he find a bottle of shampoo in the forest!

  • HelloSiti on Jul 2, 2009

    I guess he finds a bottle of shampoo in the forest!

  • Inna Tysoe on Jul 2, 2009

    Very good!

    Inna

  • George W Whitehead on Jul 3, 2009

    Nice one. You rude boy, Ali. The underlying meaning of this story appears to be lost on your overseas readers, perhaps it’s because the vampire’s name has a different sexual connotation in the US!

  • clay hurtubise on Jul 3, 2009

    Cute piece.
    Thanks,
    Clay

  • sweetievee on Jul 4, 2009

    Very ingenious and strangely slightly arousing!

  • goodselfme on Jul 5, 2009

    Great writing to hold my interest throughout the entire read.TX

  • Judith Dupree on Jul 5, 2009

    A cute story

  • Duff D Moss on Jul 6, 2009

    Wait till I tell the vampire high council about this dangerous liaison.

    LoL – entertaining tale. Maybe a good children\’s book? Thanks for playing – hope you have a go next round too.

  • gringoperry on Jul 6, 2009

    I wouldn’t have jumped in that hole, god only knows how many willy’s have been in there! I giggled at this like i was a 14 year school girl again!

  • cafftee on Jul 6, 2009

    Good story – though reeeaaallly not sure its for kids! Though allegedly they got away with it in Captain Pugwash! ;)

  • Andrew Davies on Jul 6, 2009

    Very fun read my man.

  • Scout on Jul 6, 2009

    Alistair that was superb and very entertaining,good stuff.

  • rutherfranc on Jul 6, 2009

    and I thank to all the ones who commented on the double meaning of the phrases used.. it cleared up everything in my semi-innocent mind..

  • Rod Ferrandino on Jul 7, 2009

    I hear that Pixar is interested in making a family feature from this story. Let us know what their people offer your people.

  • cromanyak on Jul 8, 2009

    That was genious! I loved it!

  • hildomcshengus on Jul 10, 2009

    you’re a sicko! lol and all you USA people dont seam to be able to see through it! a childrens book!?!?!?! lol

  • revivor on Jul 10, 2009

    good ruse!!

  • Phill Senters on Jul 10, 2009

    Heck of a way to get a haircut!

  • California Dreamer on Jul 13, 2009

    A very cute and amusing story :)

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