Whoa! They really did a number on this one. For starters, the gingerbread man didn’t exist and that sweet little old couple? They were crazy. They had a lab not an oven and they weren’t making cookies, they were trying to make a monster to destroy the city with. Let me tell you, out of all the fairy tales they mucked up, this is the worst.

Now you must know this: the fox and gingerbread man are close friends of mine and the fox wouldn’t eat a muffin yet alone a living gingerbread man. And the gingerbread man is a little bigger then they say he is and not to intelligent (don’t worry he can’t read so don’t tell him I wrote that). And that whole chase scene? Baloney! The only people that chased him were the old folks because he knew there secret! Now I’ll start from the beginning so you can see what happened.

There once was a evil old couple set on world domination who were in there lab creating a giant cookie (they were going for originality and if you were found buying all kinds of odd things you might be suspected, but not with buying flour and eggs and stuff like that) to destroy the world! They of course were old and didn’t quite read the instructions right (I don’t know where they got instructions for a giant evil cookie, but they had them) and they fouled up. They put it in there giant oven (very pricey getting one that size) and he began to bake. Just before the final crisping, they added the secret ingredient (sorry can’t say what it is, you might try to make something evil to destroy the world) that brought him to life! They told him to go to the village, and kill every last person there. He shook his head no. They got angry with him and decided to eat him instead. He did the only thing he saw fit… he ran. And that is how the “run run as fast as you can, you can’t catch me I’m the gingerbread man” thing got started. The old couple chased after him (they were very fast for there age) until he got to a school yard. They had a plan. The old lady acted sweet and explained that the Ginger Bread Man was insane and he would eat all the children. This was, of course, absurd, the fact being he was a sweetitarian. The teacher brought all the students inside.