Looking for a good time with a friend need something fun to do well i know what you are thinking a race around the world…   no? well I bet I was close. Anyway well if you were or feel like a race around around the world so read this before you start up that plane, boat, car, mule, hot air balloon,flying brooms, submarine,or the back of a dude full of steroids.

OK so I’m going start. 

Number 10 what kind of challenge is that just flip a coin or something

Number 9 pirates

yarg OK not those pirates sea pirates there all like I’m going to steal this dude and sell em back at a higher price. they work like eBay flee markets and garage sales

number 8 language

imagine you being you being in a place where you don’t know there language for example being in Mexico a person could be yelling at you” quidado Te Va atropella el Caro” and our you with your limited abilities you would be all like ho la Que taco.Then BAM a car hits you.

Number 7

Unless it is powered by air saliva water or pure determination you will not get ANYWHERE.

Number 6 unless you bring a couple teddy bears you will get lonely.

Number 5 what if you brought a laptop and get a seizure watching Pokemon.

number 4 giant squids dragons and mole man your not safe any where man.

number 3 time travel 

humans were not allowed or time travel besides going forward at normal speed so don’t do it unless its pole to pole.

number 2 chuck Norris

if you begin then you lose automatically bet you were not  expecting that oh what now pawned.

number 1 Television

yeah that’s right we all know you would rather spend your time watching oxyclean commercials yeah we all know billy Mays is cool but addiction is not cool.

so I bet you changed your mind there should be no reason to challenge someone to a race around the world well unless you want to get away from an annoying neighbor, people selling things on the phone or the bogeyman.

By the way if you still do it teleportation is cheating.