10 things I don’t understand

If terrible is bad, and good is er… good, why does terribly good mean very good?

If priceless means without price and worthless means has no price, then surely priceless and worthless mean the same?

If pro-lifers think all life is sacred, we do abortion doctors get murdered?

Why is a boxing ring square?

If God is the creator of everything, he would not need a sex – he would be sexless, God does not need to reproduce, so why is he referred to as Our Father?

When you ring a wrong number, why do they always answer?

Why do very fat people wear sports clothing?

Why did Bono and the rest of U2, the multi-millionaires whose business side of the music is based in a tax haven, hypocritically tell us about how to be charitable and to change overseas loan repayments win the Noble prize?

What the hell is algebra all about?

If we are civilised, then why is life so complicated