Try to think cool when you are mad…
OK I was thinking about something very important that can cause terrible repercussions. We all do things in anger we feel bad for later, or say things that may sound good for the moment, but when cooler heads prevail everybody is sorry and things seem to make a lot more sense, things said are taken back and hopefully things will go back to normal. So I’ve been talking it over with my executive staff and thinking of the things movies make us all wish we could do and I have compiled a list of things you should never do in anger to a partner, spouse, child, business associate or friend or even former friend and most especially yourself. We will visit different scenarios where different variations of this could become possible.
No all of these may seem like good ideas at the moment of rage but later do not seem so good. So here begins the list of things never to do when angry.
1) Cut their head all they way off or almost all the way off with a chainsaw. This is almost never reversible and can cause severe pain or even death and possible prison time. This action, however remorseful you may feel is almost certain to end the relationship beyond repair. This action should always be avoided even if deserved.
2) When you can’t take her screaming nagging high pitched voice anymore and killing your wife seems the only feasible option, never put on a blindfold when you are getting on a freeway on ramp in Los Angeles California. Even if you are in a Mercedes Benz this can cause severe spinal damage at bare minimum up to and including death or worse and you will probably die a horrible painful death waiting for an ambulance to get there after fourty tow trucks have cleared away the wreckage very slowly. You breathing will be labored and if the internal bleeding doesn’t kill you or do permanent damage, you will suffocate from the smog or have lung cancer if you survive, that sucks, so never choose this option.
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3)After careful consideration of option # 2 strangling the mouthy wench until she turns blue may seem like a better option. But again you will feel remorse later and the nagging will only get worse and never end and your guilt will lead you to believe that you deserve a lifetime of hell and suffering, and you just might, I don’t know. It is not my place here to judge, my purpose is to tell you what you should not do. This is also a very dangerous option because if death is the result, after a prison term, she will come back and haunt you forever. So avoid this option as well.
Wow what a list! yes anger doesn’t get you anywhere but I like the thought that revenge is sweet haha! 
Hehehehahaha damn it…you’re right Bo…self-harm and grievous bodily harm inflicted on others can be fatal…and will probably see you serving time in a maximum security prison or a nut-house for the criminally insane…very good 
loved it…very funny and definitely an original spin ~ now what CAN we do when we’re angry?? I’ll be waiting
Very good advice to stay jail-free and keep ones body intact!
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