Random list for how the world can end.
Lets face it, the world is doomed and all mankind and any other kind of life will act as if it had never existed at all.
So lets count down to the top 10 ways of how the world will end.
10). Return of the Red Army. Russia will annex their neighboring allies, reform the USSR and Nuke the hell out of everyone on the planet and rule the world…. or atleast whats left of it.
In Soviet Russia, Capitalism fails you.
9). China has big balls. The Republic of China will reveal their real weapons caste and destroy the US, Japan, UK and India leaving only China left standing. They hate the humidity i guess.
8). Particle Accelerator. The Particle Accelerator will accidentally destroy the world after mankind attempts to figure out the secrets of Dark Matter…..which involves alot of human mutilation.
7). Satan Returns. Satan will escape hell and proclaim the earth for himself. He will start a new war with mankind and probably win since most of us aren’t religious.
6). Osama Bin Laden lives. Al-Qaeda reveal that Osama didn’t die and they detonate the biggest suicide bombing of all time. Who knows, he may have 6 Horcrux’s left.
5). 2012. On December, 2012. The Land is flooded, the earths crust shifts and all the Volcano’s blow up. Yay.
4). Alien Invasion. Lets face it, this is the most likely way the world will end and I’ll welcome it. I would love to kill something that wasn’t from our planet.
3). Cthulhu. The coolest way for the world to end. By the hands(Hands?) of Cthulhu. This super deity is so tough, Chuck Norris will shave his beard off from the sight of it.
2).Zombies. Ex-Girlfriend *Bang*. My Best friend *Bang*. Mummy! 
*BangBangBangBang!*. Zombies will be the end of us all and we can all blame our current governments.
1). Obama is re-elected. I ain’t no Republican or Democrat. I don’t really care who’s in office since whoever is sitting there will screw everything up anyway. But Obama doesn’t really seem fit for the job. What has he done in the past 3 years? ……. No really because im at a loss. He didn’t even kill Osama. They found him sure but it took months to actually kill him and someone else did the job! lmfao.
It just so happens, the election is next year on 2012…
Woops wrong picture.
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