1. Why is it that little kids can make 2+ friends everywhere they go but never see those people ever again?

2.How does a normal pineapple become a house?

3.Why is it that on all cartoons with cats have them drinking milk but in real life only outside cats can drink milk?

4.How can spongebob always put himself back together after breaks?

5. How come when you pull one of spongebob’s arms off another one always grows back?

6. How could Mr. Krabs have a whale for a daughter?

7.What happened to Pearl’s ( in spongebob) mother?

8.Why does Plankton have a computer wife?

9.Why would they name a character in a kid’s show be named pooh? As in winnie the pooh when he’s a bear.

10.Why is Eeyore always impressed?

11. Why does Eeyore always lose his tail?

12. How come in cartoons, when people cry it’s like a river?

13.Why does Pearl have hearts for lips?

Half of these are about spongebob but that just shows how confusing spongebob is.