1: Eating a puffer fish (the puffer fish wasn’t actually dead)

2: Climbing a very rusty ladder (you’ve climbed 80 feet and it breaks)

3: Parachuting (the parachute was actually a backpack)

4: Annoying a rich person (the rich persons body guards chase you and clobber you)

5: Sliding down a slide (the slide is actually a cheese grater and it grates your bee-hind)

6: Eating a squid (the squid is actually a blue ringed octopus and it still has the poison in it)

7: Eating candy (you got this candy from a person from a random person from the streets…. ITS POISONED!!!)

8: Wearing a moustache (its WWII and you wear a moustache and the allies mistake you for Hitler)

9: Burning a camera (that was your room-mate’s pictures from Italy now hes going to be so mad at you!)

10: Standing (you have a random heart attack)

11: Going to the bank (a random person robs the bank and shoots you)

12: Using the toilet (someone dropped a knife in the toilet and the pressure from the toilet reverses and shoots at you)

13: Standing near a microwave (the microwave bursts open and shoots you with a ping pong ball

14: Fishing (you catch a shark then it catches you)

15: Walking (you didn’t realise you were walking into a space ship that just happens to be aimed at a asteroid)

16: Standing on a roof (yell “IM KING OF THE WORLD” and then get struck by lighting)

17: Shooting a rocket (you were holding the rocket launcher backwards)

18: Driving (a tank comes out of no where and runs you over)

19: Singing (your singing to foreign soldier and you yell a bunch of random words and you actually say “shoot me” on accident)

20: Walking down stairs (you find a penny on the stairs you try to pick it up but fall down the stairs)

21: Not being a doctor (you are have serious health condition and since your not a doctor you cant prescribe yourself a pill)

22: Watching TV (you’ve watched TV for 5 years straight and your eyes are gone)

23: Standing in a door (the door shuts on you at 2000 mph)

24: Swimming (piranhas come out of no where and attack you)

25: Eating popcorn (your in a movie theater and your chocking on popcorn and no one helps because they think your laughing)

26: Cannon Balling into a pool (you cannon ball into a pool and you explode because your a cannon ball)

27: Mailing (you paper cut your tongue and bleed to death)

28: Hating something (you hate something and someone who’s a nerd for that thing attacks you)

29: Drinking alcohol (its actualy rubbing alcohol)

30: Farting (you fart near a camp fire and you catch on fire)

31: Listening to someone (he says hello and then he coughs out acid)