Hello. My name is Joe a.k.a. Mr. Fluffykins. I am a covert agent trying to find the secret of the can opener. The humans have mastered the technique and are controlling my species with that information. My job: to find the secret behind the can opener. This is day one. I shall be posting my information on the world wide web. My fellow cats are searching for a faster way of sending emails like the iPhone, but we cats have only collected 24. 93$, so that won’t happen anytime soon. The humans think they are superior, but they are not. Our rivals, the dogs are also in on this operation and have sent one of their own. A chihuahua. He is cunning, fast, and smart. I shall not underestimate him. The humans have arrived. Just know that I am here for the greater good.