The delights of the Holiday Inn Slough, handily placed for Windsor and tourist destinations like Lego Land. A concrete block of a hotel with a heart of gold….

Equipment wise there are some free weights, some work benches, a running machine an exercise bike and a rowing machine. The running machine’s still in good nick, the bike has definitely seen better days, featuring an annoying sticky pedal on one side that you have to keep adjusting. Likewise the rowing machine is getting on a bit, I do remember one time when it actually came off it’s support frame the screws were so lose, so be warned!

~~~~Any other hotel business~~~~

 

There’s wi-fi available down in reception at a £6 for an hour rate. In the rooms there is I-Bahn internet cable access connections which is reasonably fast, but the usual pricey affair at £15 for 24 hours access.

As I mentioned earlier, one of the main draws for the hotel is it’s relatively low price and close proximity to the attractions of Windsor as well as Lego Land. This means that all of a sudden in holiday weeks the place transforms into something out of the set of Charlie and the Chocolate factory, where dozens of mini people are suddenly scurrying around your feet at the breakfast chanting excitedly about the day ahead.

What I thought was a nice touch, was that during the holidays they convert one of the few downstairs conference rooms into a kids play room, equipped with tv, puzzles, and games like giant connect four. Kids always eat free in holiday inns which is another plus.

Pricing wise, it’s the usual thing – the bill board rates behind the counter are way higher than we pay on our company rates. £225 for executive room and £150 for a standard room – nonsense. We get a £90 including breakfast rate, and I’m pretty sure that at weekends it’ll be significantly less than that. One other key source of trade is the relatively close proximity to Heathrow airport.

~~~~Summary~~~~

To conclude, I’ve kind of got used to its shabby round the edges appeal over the weeks, yet I still admire its efforts to improve and the service touches that make a difference over time. It’s a convenient hotel, it’s never going to be a luxury one.

Maybe one day I’ll understand why you have to take a ticket out the machine still to get in, but the barriers (I assume are permanently broken) are always up on the other side. It’s no doubt somewhere on someone’s to do list. But for now, from me, it’s toodaloo.

As I’ll be there a few more weeks yet, if you are ever in the vicinity, do look out for me with the long (not another day in the data centre) morning face at breakfast time and smile, it all helps!

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  • Louie Jerome on Oct 31, 2009

    I am a self confessed Mars Bar addict. Not sure what they call them in US though!

  • Tim P Stavert on Oct 31, 2009

    Graet Review Paul, You put in some good work and research into your work to make it interesting. I am also a Mars addict and even the US wouldn’t even know any other name for a MARS.

    Tim

  • Katie Marie on Oct 31, 2009

    It was interesting to read a review of a Holiday Inn in another part of the world, or any standard motel for that matter. Here in the US the inroom wifi is included in the price of the room as well as the breakfast buffet in the morning at a Holiday Inn. That is standard for most midrange hotels, but then they don’t normally house a restaurant or provide room service. Hotels that do provide those eating options would be an additional cost above your room price. Thanks for the detailed review.

  • Themax on Nov 4, 2009

    Very nice article,Thank you:)

  • Tanya Wallace on Nov 27, 2009

    Fantastic review of the Mars! I’m not sure why they put this article in authspot and not thrifter.Fab write, very comprehensive!

  • PhoenixRox on Dec 4, 2009

    Just like Tan, I was like why on Earth is this on Authspot! LOL.. Anyway, the review is excellent. Covered everything that needs to be known.. Thanks :)

  • lillyrose on Dec 5, 2009

    I would hate to stay away so much. The City Inn hotels are very nice if you get the chance. Apple mac computer plus free wifi and sky in your room and not a bad price a night either!

  • ladydryle on Dec 27, 2009

    nice post…i enjoyed reading it… now i’m wondering when will i be able to go to some of these…and experience the things you were talking to…:)

  • Lorelie Libetario on Jan 1, 2010

    Gives you a good feel of the Holiday Inn Slough.

  • fragile18 on Jan 3, 2010

    nice post :)

  • Mila Marcos on Jan 5, 2010

    You would be make a wonderful guidebook writer – nothing like a local with inside information:) What about the world’s most popular guidebook ‘Lonely Planet’? An exciting and detailed write about the Holiday Inn Slough – I’d stay there!:)

  • athena goodlight on Jan 15, 2010

    You’ve got a good eye for detail. I enjoyed the write up.

  • CA Johnson on Jan 25, 2010

    This is a wonderful article. I haven’t been to the Holiday Inn in a long time.

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