Here’s what your basically signing. Why they don’t just write this, I don’t know.

LINES AND LINES OF THINGS THAT YOU DON’T WANT TO READ that will make it impossible to get health care if you have ever EVER had any minor to major health problems.

         X______________________

     Just sign here, and we will take $2000 a month from you, while also denying you coverage long enough so that by the time we finally approve the payment, your already dead. You may not like it, but at least you can SAY you have health care. Sign here to waste money!

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  • agriculi on Oct 4, 2009

    That’s a bit over the top isn’t it. There must be a cheaper option. I have private insurance for around € 300.00 a year.

  • lillyrose on Oct 4, 2009

    its a worry

  • Petalm on Oct 4, 2009

    Big issue, delt with with poetic licence!

  • stooge38 on Nov 3, 2009

    @agriculi

    Well obviously in most cases it is hyperbole, but I saw one person on the news who actually had to pay that much.

    @Lillyrose
    Yes, it is.

    @Petalm
    Actually it wasn\’t meant to be poetic… It was meant to be editorial.

  • thestickman on Dec 5, 2009

    humor and sad at the same time. :-)

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