I am hopeless, silly and romantic. Which means, I am so hopelessly romantic about life that is really, really silly. Hey! I am just 50 and have a right to dream. I still dream that I will do something very brilliant on the net and be the target of public reverence. I dream that I will be rewarded with a Mercedes car and enough money to splurge lifelong and maybe beyond. Now if you are done nitpicking, I’ve figured out how to splurge money in the “Beyond” stage. I dream of leaving a legacy to the world with the cash I get. Indeed! The world needs to be a better place and it does need more people like me.

I am dense, crazy and out of control. Had I not been these would I publish this piece here and expect all of you netizens to actually find it and click away like maniacs and make me a zillionaire a trillion times over? Yes! I am dense enough to be crazy enough to be out of control! Yes! Really!

Okay, let me sweeten this up for you. I will reward you with a chunk of my legacy in case you actually can make yourself comment without shipping me, one way, to the loony bin first. It can build up to about half of the residual income a rookie writer makes on net, on the first day. For every tenth person you refer, you get a kabazooomillonth of this as a referral bonus. I will sign the check on the very first day of the “Beyond” phase! How about that? Easy work, isn’t it? This is what home business is all about. Even stay at home moms can do it! Click away to riches, your personal air transport, the A 380 is waiting for you!

I am scheming, tricky and a con. If you have not caught on to this by now, welcome to the phase where I was when I caught the net fever. Oodles of money, a place in the hall of fame and a jet set life style!   Yep! That was the desire. You too want some don’t you? So come-an-get-it! It’s free! It’s fun! Just mail me a cashier’s check for 2k everyone! There you have it, easy as a pie! Just do it! Get on the band wagon before the train leaves. This is the last trip!

And, if you think that I am scheming, tricky and a con, let me tell you this. You are a cynic. Shoo! Get off my back! Just go away! After telling me what a rip off I am! It is your right. Don’t tell me you will just leave without a fight! You think you are upright and straitlaced, don’t you? So do your job. Tell me why I am wrong! Leave a comment!

I am obvious. Oh! Good! Now I am hopeless, silly, romantic, dense, crazy, out of control, scheming, tricky and a con. Is this what you actually think of me? Huh? You want proof of income? Take my word for it. The Bank of CRATAMARSA, Cratervilli, Lavahill, Mars mails me a check for 1, 000, 000, 000/- mars money every second. I swear to publish it when the mars post actually delivers it. Great isn’t it?

I admire you guys. Just tell me how you put up with idiotic stuff like this.