A review.
I watched Shrek today. It was awful. The whole movie was about a phony ogre and his quest for phoniness. He actually fights a dragon with the help of a talking donkey. Like dragons exist. And then the whole mob of “fairy heroes” shows up at Shrek’s swamp. How phony is that? Like a whole bunch of creatures that don’t even exist anyways would just “magically” decide to go there. Magic is also phony. Everyone in the audience knows it can’t happen but they buy into it anyways. Why anyone would like movies like that I don’t know. Especially goddamn fairy tales. Take Cinderella, What ordinary maid marries a prince. What a load of bull. And that goddamn Mulan, like a girl could really pass off as a boy for that long. I swear people don’t even think about the garbage they are reading or seeing. It’s like a phony convention, attended by millions. After all I can barely think of one thing that could be real in that movie.
What I really don’t get is that they make these movies for goddamn kids. That kills me. Its we really need to give them more false hopes. I want to meet the bastard that wrote the goddamn script. What a phony guy. I don’t know how he can sit with his friends who make an honest living and expect to fit in. They are probably honest people that work for their money. And what does he do? He probably makes double what they do and he sits around all day writing lies and feeding them to innocent children through some harmless looking cartoons. It makes me depressed just talking about it. *Holden flips his hunting hat around just the way he likes it and walks away.*
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