When you are tired, you notice things differently. That squiggly line in your eye looks like it could be a ghost. Come to think of it, so does that shadow. Why is that chair floating? Things are also very funny when you are tired. I would fully recommend Pauly Shore movies when you are tired, because that would be the only time they may be enjoyable.

Have you ever gotten to that point where you are officially up too late to actually bother going to bed? It’s usually around 4am when you start to wonder if maybe you should just go drink a dozen cups of coffee and hope for the best. How do people stay up this late anyway? There’s nothing ever good to watch on television, nothing appropriate to mention here anyway. I mean, around five in the morning you start getting into the children’s cartoons, like Babar or Sesame Street.

I would never want to be on survivor. I think if I had to live on rice for forty days, I would give up and eat somebody. There are some pros to it though, other than the million dollars. It makes for an excellent weight loss program. Reality television programs aren’t really that real. They are scripted better than any soap opera I ever seen. Take Big Brother for example, or the Bachelor. Something tells me they are ridiculously scripted. It might has something to do with “Rebecca, will you accept this rose, pause for applause…er..Oops…” Then again, maybe not.