6 or 7 yrs. ago a young lady on the bus was asked by her friend “what kind of dude you looking for?” Poor thing. Ditsy Dottie replied “Long cornrows and every pair of Jordan’s”. My eyes were focused on my crossword puzzle but as soon as I heard the insipid conditions of this Lil girl’s affections the bus driver and I locked eyes sharing the similar afterthought “dumb ass!”. Women are often approached by blue collar guys who, lets face it, get no credit for being no strangers to hard work; They’ll rip these dudes a new ass hole for looking like he’s a hard worker, yet, these bitches will be the first to fantasize about the plumber from Bangkok, the UPS guy with the big package and the cable guy who needs to see the box. Please, drop the book and check yourself. To the women with these crack ass standards of an ideal man (nothing against standards, but come on.) try making some alterations to your lifestyle before you convince yourself no one can be apart of your life. Just like a man can come up short on a checklist so can women; As long as you’re not willing to evalutate your shortcomings  the last thing you’ll have to worry about is finding a suitable ADONIS/APHRODITE because they won’t be looking for you.