Air Zeus Airlines

1. AZA (Air Zeus Airlines) has the state of the art security. Its security forces equal that of Zeus’s powerful lightning. The newly-discovered Anti-terrorist Electric Chair has the ability to instantly paralyse any terrorist if discovered on the plane.
2. AZA uses specially brainwashed pilots and attendants of the powerful sky god, the one and only Zeus. The men and women of our cooperation are specially trained with lifelong dedication to the god of the sky to provide you with the most appropriate knowledge for our industry – the knowledge of the sky!
3. However, like Zeus himself, who was raised by Gaia, our employees have extensive knowledge of mother nature and aim our best to protect your planet with love and respect for the environment.
4. Our airlines allow the special privilege of allowing animals on planes with special tender care. Our employees have much care for animals, since at a young agethey were brought up by animals themselves, like Zeus, who was brought up by the goat Amalthea.
5. When Zeus grew to manhood, he showed great care for children when he made Cronus disgorge his siblings. He kindly released the Cyclopes and the hundred-handed giants, whom were prejudiced against for their appearances.

We have our priorities towards your beloved children by offering them special services, such as toys, baby food, and warm blankets.

We follow the justice of Zeus by treating our customers equally, now matter how ugly they are! We do not prejudice against any race, religion, culture, gender, ethnicity, etc.

1. We respect your privacy as much as the privacy of any god. If any information is leaked, we will punish that employee harshly. When Phineas, the son of Poseidon, revealed the plans of the gods, Zeus blinded him and tortured him with starvation. We will fiercely protect your secrets as the secrets of the gods.
2. Your personal property is very valuable to us; it is the property of the gods. Zeus punished Prometheus for stealing the sacred fire of the gods. As our valuable customer, you are our god, and we will punish any theif in a similar manner as Zeus did to Prometheus and Pandareas – with justice!