Cauterization of the Wound is Suggested Immediately After Removal of the Buggers. More new products from the fine family of products available from Bo Jack Express Industries.

Bo Jack Veterinary Division has come up with a great new male pet neutering technology, is pictured below, it is crafted of light weight but strong titanium blades that never need sharpening.

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These new testicular removal shears also work well on stray dogs that persist on crapping in your yard, as well as the annoying pups that try to hump your childrens’ legs when they are walking to school.

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They work equally as well on cheating husbands who could potentially spread sexually transmitted diseases to their fathful loving wives.

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 Bo Jack there is no substitute. We will rock your world.

We also stop those from rocking your world that you do not want it rocked by. Uninvited guests, give them the snip. These are also excellent for disarming a pontential rapist, saving you from being violated and ending all future threat to society.

Our new motto: Team Bo Jack, one quick snip and the balls falls down. We also do offer prosthetic reconstruction of the missing testes, but once they’re gone, they’re gone; so please think before you snip and never snip in a moment of heated anger or intoxication.

Bo Jack like no one else. I simply can’t be stopped. By the way, my balls are made of steel so these will be useless against a tyrant like myself.

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  • Brenda Nelson on May 13, 2009

    While I totally support neutering, I will stick with the modern vet method, but can assure you that some farmers still use the “put the cat in a boot and chop them off” method your product is suited for. Also strongly reccommended for rapists.

  • lindalulu on May 13, 2009

    lol…great one Bo…

  • Darla Cooke on May 13, 2009

    I’m glad I’m female, because if I were male this would be a very painful article to read. I have to admit it is really interesting though. Yes, it would be a great way to stop a rapist.

  • Jo Oliver on May 13, 2009

    ehhh I agree with Darla. Glad I am not male. ha ha

    Yeah, I have met and heard of a few guys that I would love to see snipped.

  • payge on May 13, 2009

    Still laughing Bo-a great one again.I could have used yoor product 17 months ago but Im not worried anymore.If I had to do that to a pet…Ill go to a vet.Makes me glad im a female or my twins would shrink up thinking about it.(blushing)Got a kick out of your piece Bo but wil use your product for gardening if you dont mind.Gonna be brave and go one step furthur so forgive me….if yours twins are steel and uncutable….arent they a bit heavy?
    Sorry Bo-couldnt resist tht last question…..being a bit brazen here.P.s….get your kids back from the alien vacumn cleaner yet?

  • Karen Gross on May 13, 2009

    Sorry Bo;
    My brain won’t go there.

  • Lauren Axelrod on May 13, 2009

    Ok, now that\’s just plain wrong Bo.lol

  • Betty Carew on May 14, 2009

    Great write Bo quite the laugh.

  • oo Lefty on May 14, 2009

    That is what I should have used on Nintendo!!

  • trishia on May 15, 2009

    Hey BoJack
    I loved the pictures.Must admit I cannot torture a flea.
    I’m happy to be up and running again. My computer was hacked in March causing me to be upset and out of commission for a while.
    Hope to catch up with Triond friend’s articles.

    Take care!

  • PR Mace on May 16, 2009

    All I can say is you first.

  • swatilohani on May 16, 2009

    curious piece, good pics

  • Holly J. Harrington on May 21, 2009

    Interesting. You always come up with some great stuff. Very humorous.

  • DA Cournean on May 21, 2009

    Yowsers!

  • J.L. Eck on May 22, 2009

    Very useful tool indeed!

  • Aristate on May 29, 2009

    I have an ex wife would have tried to user them on me .Thank god she never knew of them .Tate lol

  • TOPELECTRICIAN on Jun 1, 2009

    yea! i could use that!…lol once or twice!

  • hiho on Jun 16, 2009

    Hehehe..crickey dick! And here I was thinking that a knee in the groin was sufficient. Really liked this post Bo Jack!!

  • Brenda Nelson on Apr 20, 2010

    ha haha I already read this almost a year ago.

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