Rejoice Iran, be happy Tehran! For decades we were trying to turn the US against Israel, but to no avail. Now finally the miracle that we were dreaming about took place – the Secretary of State who was instigated by her master is threatening Israel, and other slaves are adding oil to the fire. Isn’t this a wonderful sight to watch? Now we can see the wisdom of our great leader Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Allah bless his name. He knew that the new administration in Washington, like their new allies in the Middle East, understands only one language, the language of threats. All the terrorist attacks against US targets did not do it, our support of Al-Qaida did not achieve it, and battles with US troops in Iraq did not cause it. Only when we showed them that we have nuclear bombs did they fold. They forgot all their promises, all the agreements and understandings and just forfeited.

Now is the time to thank them. As a first step we plan to invite our friend Obama to here and to give him an honorary Ayatolla degree. He earned it. We must stop burning American flags – they are our friends now and we will have to do with burning Israeli flags only. Isn’t Allah akbar?