“You’re late with the food where the hell have you been?”

Well this sparrow-hawk zoomed down and I only just escaped

“Oh and then what happened?”

Well I was looking for some tit-bits for the young ones, and  out of the corner of my eye I just saw in time this great big black cat creeping up on me.

“Oh and then what happened?”

Well I managed to get some food but I think I picked up to much and these two black bird pushed me in mid air and made me drop it all so I lost it and had to go back and look for some more.

“Oh and then what happened?”

Well I was getting tired so I stopped at the pub for a drink

“Oh and then what happened?”

Well one think led to another some of the boys were their and you know I had to have a drink with them.

“Oh and then what happened?”

Well then I came home honey, sorry I don’t have any food, can I come in?

“No way, your sleeping on the bird table tonight”