A liitle Kangaroo Family Jokes.

Papa Kangaroo returned home, after a tiring day outdoor. He found his working wife (in the animal world, everyone has work to do. They have to forage for food) standing at the door, her face creased with anxiety.

“What happened?” Papa Kangaroo asked

“Our baby is missing?”

“Missing?”

“Alas, it seems so.”

“How did it happen?”

“Oh dear, I am afraid my pocket was picked,” said Mamma Kangaroo.

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It was a winter afternoon. Ranjita, a six-year old was taking her poodle for a walk in the park. an official of the municipality was making his rounds. He noticed her ad the dog, stopped her and asked whether the dog had a licence.

“A licence?” she asked.

“Yes. The rules say the dogs must have proper licence.”

“But my dog is not old enough to drive. He is only two!” She replied.

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  • pattiann on Jan 13, 2011

    hope you don’t mind, but when I talk to my sister and when my mom wakes up, I’ll be telling her these two funny jokes. THey were very funny.

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