This is only a funny Funny Curriculum vitae as applying for USA presidency, its not associated to any political group in any way.

Name: New President of USA

Objective
 Ambitious in getting good position in Bush rules by evaluating my all-good efforts and all knowledge skills. Also getting growth in terms of economy as well as a notorious person.

Experience
1- Ten months work experience in Guantanamo bay prison as an  Instructor.
2- Two years experience in  networking of Govt with Al-Qaida.

Education
 1999–2005                            

1999:- Metric                       Board of Weapon smuggling from Nigeria

2001:- F.A                            Board of Terrorism learning from (secret)

2005:- BIT                            Board of Capturing oil from Iraq

2008:- MIT                            Board of no shame ( continuous )

Project
Designed a computerized system for the world oil occupying Company, which will totally fail to improve US economy and will highly disappointed US people to get back their mental peace.

Skills
A complete knowledge of operating systems such as Windows Fraud, and also software mostly used by these systems.. Well understanding of programming languages such as C Corruption, C++ corruption, JAVA lava and HTML Weapons. Have an ability to work in MS (My Skills) Office, Open Office, and Coral Draw to draw new maps on world. Also have the experience of online transactions through credit cards and paypal without having any pal. Having a well knowledge about networking toward own benifits and techniques and tools used against hacking own systems and spreading own viruses.

Interests
Visiting new destroyed areas around the world, traveling to find new petrol places, reading and writing about my wrong personality, getting knowledge about new inventions about weapons and other current disputing issues through internet browsing. Enjoying the company of old friends like Bush

Languages
English, French, German, Chinies

Personal Information
Father Name:                 Not a president
Date of Birth:                14 Th Augest, 1982
S.S #:                            35101 – 2595789 – 3
Religion:                        Not discovered yet
Phone #                          001-574-4567850
Permanent Address:     Street 6 block Ac Manhattan

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Comments (7)
  • rajeev bhargava on Mar 26, 2009

    brilliant idea. i really like it!

  • Darla Cooke on Apr 1, 2009

    Very interesting!

  • Daisy Peasblossom on Apr 1, 2009

    lol. Very suitable for April Fool’s Day.

  • STEVE666 on Apr 2, 2009

    I Like this—very cynical and cutting.

  • MrZebra84 on Apr 2, 2009

    Thanks for sending this one to me, I really enjoyed it. Nice and incisive :)

  • Sakuragi on Apr 4, 2009

    I like this. Shows you have guts to write something like this. =)

  • Raj the Tora on Aug 7, 2011

    very funny here. But is that SS# for real?

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