An accident is an unintentional occurrence that may be positive or negative. I think that accidents mostly occur when blond people are around, just kidding. Instead I think that they occur when someone is not paying attention and thinks everything is all right. ♫Every ting gonna be all rite♫

Preventing accidents is very simple and almost everyone can do it, (it just requires a little mind power, not much though) the solution is to be alert. Have some shots of espresso every once in a while like the people at the chess club (They’re crazy, trust me, I’ve met some). As long as you are alert and not like George Bush, you won’t have any accidents in the future.

*I’m not responsible for any of your personal accidents for listening to my stupid advice, if you happen to be blond, get dreadlocks like a Jamaican guy and start singing in the bar*